i am but a humble goat
krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

sonarhydrophone:

Great Scott, you’re right, it is a sea serpent!
Will forever miss the old Submarine Voyage.

sonarhydrophone:

Great Scott, you’re right, it is a sea serpent!

Will forever miss the old Submarine Voyage.

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Dresses, 1920s-70s - By Charlotte Dymock.

HAPPY
Jean Kirschstein - Nya-Nyaaaaaan!!
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jiveammunition:

Jean imitating a cat.

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

f4me:

Today my teacher was writing on the board and he made his letter D weird and he said “sorry my D isn’t very straight” and the whole class couldn’t stop laughing and he had no idea what was going on

doodooprincess:

me and you

doodooprincess:

me and you

Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

hahahah this quote is such a fucking slam dunk

(via shutthefuckupandgotoyourroom)

bogleech:

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and…

heathersketcheroos:

Meep
heathersketcheroos:

Blerp

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.