Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?
Great Scott, you’re right, it is a sea serpent!
Will forever miss the old Submarine Voyage.
Jean imitating a cat.
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
worst pain imaginable
Today my teacher was writing on the board and he made his letter D weird and he said “sorry my D isn’t very straight” and the whole class couldn’t stop laughing and he had no idea what was going on
me and you
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
hahahah this quote is such a fucking slam dunk
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and…